2025 NFL Teams as Classic Action Movies, With Kyle Brandt and Joe House

Aug 25, 2025

Talk Time

Bill Simmons
69.4 min (60.2%)
Kyle Brandt
29.8 min (25.8%)
Joe House
16.2 min (14%)

Top Entities

1NFL
25
2NBA Playoffs
25
3Joe House
24
4Gambling
20
5Van Lathan
18
6The Rewatchables
14
7NBA Draft
14
8Rocky (film)
12
9Sylvester Stallone
11
10New York Giants
11
11NBA
10
12Los Angeles Rams
10
13Green Bay Packers
9
14The Ringer
8
15Kansas City Chiefs
8
16Chicago Bears
8
17Bill Simmons
8
18Super Bowl
7
19Seattle Seahawks
7
20San Francisco 49ers
7
21Sam Darnold
7
22J.J. McCarthy
7
23New England Patriots
6
24Arizona Cardinals
6
25Tennessee Titans
5
26Los Angeles Chargers
5
27Indianapolis Colts
5
28Carolina Panthers
5
29Patrick Mahomes
4
30New York Jets
4
31Matthew Stafford
4
32Las Vegas Raiders
4
33Kirk Cousins
4
34Kevin Garnett
4
35Justin Fields
4
36Jayden Daniels
4
37Denver Broncos
4
38Buffalo Bills
4
39Andy Reid
4
40Aaron Rodgers
4
41Tyson Bagent
3
42Pittsburgh Steelers
3
43New Orleans Pelicans
3
44Most Valuable Player
3
45Minnesota Vikings
3
46Minnesota Timberwolves
3
47Miami Dolphins
3
48Lamar Jackson
3
49Josh Allen
3
50Jordan Love
3
51Jaxson Dart
3
52Houston Texans
3
53Detroit Lions
3
54Dallas Cowboys
3
55Cousin Sal
3
56College Football
3
57Cleveland Browns
3
58Cam Ward
3
59Caleb Williams
3
60Baltimore Ravens
3
61Atlanta Falcons
3
62Will Levis
2
63Tom Brady
2
64Stefon Diggs
2
65Russell Wilson
2
66Robert Saleh
2
67RJ Harvey
2
68Ray Allen
2
69Philadelphia Eagles
2
70Philadelphia 76ers
2
71Paul Pierce
2
72NHL
2
73New York Yankees
2
74New Orleans Saints
2
75MLB
2
76Minnesota Twins
2
77Mike McDaniel
2
78Mike Evans
2
79Michael Penix Jr.
2
80Joe Burrow
2
81Jalen Hurts
2
82Dwyane Wade
2
83Colston Loveland
2
84Braxton Jones
2
85Boston Red Sox
2
86Anthony Davis
2
87Wyatt Bowles
1
88Tyreek Hill
1
89Tua Tagovailoa
1
90Trey Lance
1
91Trey Hendrickson
1
92Trevor Lawrence
1
93Travis Kelce
1
94Travis Hunter
1
95Tom Sizemore
1
96The Sports Gal
1
97Terry McLaurin
1
98Tay Martin
1
99Tanner McKee
1
100Tank Dell
1
101Tampa Bay Buccaneers
1
102Salah Mejri
1
103Robert McDaniel
1
104Rob Mahoney
1
105Rashee Rice
1
106Rashawn Slater
1
107Pittsburgh Penguins
1
108Olamide Zaccheaus
1
109Nick Chubb
1
110New York Knicks
1
111NBA Free Agency
1
112Maxx Crosby
1
113Mark Andrews
1
114March Madness
1
115Mallory Rubin
1
116Leonardo DiCaprio
1
117Kyle Pitts
1
118Kevin O'Connor
1
119Justin Jefferson
1
120Justin Herbert
1
121Jordan Addison
1
122Joe Mixon
1
123Joe Alt
1
124Jimmy Garoppolo
1
125Jameer Nelson
1
126Jahmyr Gibbs
1
127Ivan Drago
1
128Indiana Pacers
1
129Hakeem Olajuwon
1
130Grey Zabel
1
131George Clooney
1
132Geno Smith
1
133Fred Warner
1
134Drake Maye
1
135DK Metcalf
1
136DeVonta Smith
1
137DeMarcus Cousins
1
138Deebo Samuel Sr.
1
139Dalton Kincaid
1
140Dak Prescott
1
141Cooper Kupp
1
142Cincinnati Bengals
1
143Chicago Bulls
1
144C.J. Stroud
1
145Bucky Irving
1
146Bryce Young
1
147Brian Robinson
1
148Bradley Chubb
1
149Boogie Nights (film)
1
150Bo Nix
1
151Bijan Robinson
1
152Baker Mayfield
1
153Austin Ekeler
1
154Atlanta Hawks
1
155Arch Manning
1

League Distribution

NFL
200 (69%)
NBA
73 (25.2%)
CFB
8 (2.8%)
MLB
6 (2.1%)
NHL
2 (0.7%)
NCAAB
1 (0.3%)

Top Players

1Joe House
24
2Van Lathan
18
3Sylvester Stallone
11
4Bill Simmons
8
5Sam Darnold
7
6J.J. McCarthy
7
7Patrick Mahomes
4
8Matthew Stafford
4
9Kirk Cousins
4
10Kevin Garnett
4
11Justin Fields
4
12Jayden Daniels
4
13Andy Reid
4
14Aaron Rodgers
4
15Tyson Bagent
3
16Lamar Jackson
3
17Josh Allen
3
18Jordan Love
3
19Jaxson Dart
3
20Cousin Sal
3
21Cam Ward
3
22Caleb Williams
3
23Will Levis
2
24Tom Brady
2
25Stefon Diggs
2
26Russell Wilson
2
27Robert Saleh
2
28RJ Harvey
2
29Ray Allen
2
30Paul Pierce
2
31Mike McDaniel
2
32Mike Evans
2
33Michael Penix Jr.
2
34Joe Burrow
2
35Jalen Hurts
2
36Dwyane Wade
2
37Colston Loveland
2
38Braxton Jones
2
39Anthony Davis
2
40Wyatt Bowles
1
41Tyreek Hill
1
42Tua Tagovailoa
1
43Trey Lance
1
44Trey Hendrickson
1
45Trevor Lawrence
1
46Travis Kelce
1
47Travis Hunter
1
48Tom Sizemore
1
49The Sports Gal
1
50Terry McLaurin
1
51Tay Martin
1
52Tanner McKee
1
53Tank Dell
1
54Salah Mejri
1
55Robert McDaniel
1
56Rob Mahoney
1
57Rashee Rice
1
58Rashawn Slater
1
59Olamide Zaccheaus
1
60Nick Chubb
1
61Maxx Crosby
1
62Mark Andrews
1
63Mallory Rubin
1
64Leonardo DiCaprio
1
65Kyle Pitts
1
66Kevin O'Connor
1
67Justin Jefferson
1
68Justin Herbert
1
69Jordan Addison
1
70Joe Mixon
1
71Joe Alt
1
72Jimmy Garoppolo
1
73Jameer Nelson
1
74Jahmyr Gibbs
1
75Ivan Drago
1
76Hakeem Olajuwon
1
77Grey Zabel
1
78George Clooney
1
79Geno Smith
1
80Fred Warner
1
81Drake Maye
1
82DK Metcalf
1
83DeVonta Smith
1
84DeMarcus Cousins
1
85Deebo Samuel Sr.
1
86Dalton Kincaid
1
87Dak Prescott
1
88Cooper Kupp
1
89C.J. Stroud
1
90Bucky Irving
1
91Bryce Young
1
92Brian Robinson
1
93Bradley Chubb
1
94Bo Nix
1
95Bijan Robinson
1
96Baker Mayfield
1
97Austin Ekeler
1
98Arch Manning
1

Who Talked About What

Bill Simmons

1Joe House
21
2NFL
14
3The Rewatchables
13
4NBA Playoffs
13
5Gambling
13
6Van Lathan
11
7Rocky (film)
10
8Sylvester Stallone
9
9The Ringer
8
10NBA Draft
8
11Los Angeles Rams
6
12Seattle Seahawks
5
13New York Giants
5
14Indianapolis Colts
5
15Chicago Bears
5

Joe House

1NFL
6
2San Francisco 49ers
4
3Gambling
4
4Arizona Cardinals
4
5New York Jets
3
6New York Giants
3
7Green Bay Packers
3
8Tennessee Titans
2
9Super Bowl
2
10Sam Darnold
2
11NBA Playoffs
2
12NBA
2
13Miami Dolphins
2
14Los Angeles Rams
2
15Lamar Jackson
2

Kyle Brandt

1NBA Playoffs
10
2Van Lathan
7
3NBA
6
4NFL
5
5NBA Draft
5
6J.J. McCarthy
5
7Kansas City Chiefs
4
8Bill Simmons
4
9Patrick Mahomes
3
10New York Giants
3
11Los Angeles Chargers
3
12Joe House
3
13Gambling
3
14Sylvester Stallone
2
15Stefon Diggs
2
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