The Annual Worst NBA Contracts Draft With Joe House and Wosny Lambre

Mar 17, 2026

Talk Time

Bill Simmons
52.0 min (51.9%)
Wosny Lambre
28.8 min (28.7%)
Joe House
19.5 min (19.4%)

Top Entities

1NBA
29
2NBA Playoffs
18
3NBA Draft
11
4LeBron James
11
5Boston Celtics
11
6Paul George
10
7New York Knicks
10
8Washington Wizards
9
9Philadelphia 76ers
9
10Joel Embiid
8
11Joe House
8
12Victor Wembanyama
7
13Gambling
7
14Dyson Daniels
7
15Mikal Bridges
6
16Bill Simmons
6
17Wosny Lambre
5
18The Ringer
5
19San Antonio Spurs
5
20Nikola Jokic
5
21Miami Heat
5
22Bam Adebayo
5
23Trae Young
4
24Phoenix Suns
4
25Oklahoma City Thunder
4
26NBA Trade Deadline
4
27Milwaukee Bucks
4
28Los Angeles Lakers
4
29Keegan Murray
4
30Jaren Jackson Jr.
4
31Houston Rockets
4
32Domantas Sabonis
4
33Jayson Tatum
4
34Utah Jazz
3
35Toronto Raptors
3
36New Orleans Pelicans
3
37Memphis Grizzlies
3
38Luka Garza
3
39Kyrie Irving
3
40Kyle Kuzma
3
41Kenneth Murray, Jr.
3
42Jordan Poole
3
43Ja Morant
3
44Giannis Antetokounmpo
3
45Detroit Pistons
3
46Dejounte Murray
3
47Deandre Ayton
3
48De'Aaron Fox
3
49Dallas Mavericks
3
50All-Star
3
51Zach LaVine
2
52Shai Gilgeous-Alexander
2
53Scottie Barnes
2
54Sacramento Kings
2
55Patrick Williams
2
56March Madness
2
57Los Angeles Clippers
2
58Lauri Markkanen
2
59LaMelo Ball
2
60Kevin Durant
2
61James Harden
2
62Jalen Suggs
2
63Jalen Brunson
2
64Immanuel Quickley
2
65Dylan Harper
2
66Doc Rivers
2
67Devin Booker
2
68Denver Nuggets
2
69Defensive Player of the Year
2
70Cleveland Cavaliers
2
71CJ McCollum
2
72Chicago Bulls
2
73Anthony Davis
2
74Anfernee Simons
2
75Zay Flowers
1
76Xavier Worthy
1
77Vivek Ranadivé
1
78Villanova Wildcats
1
79Tyrese Haliburton
1
80Tyler Herro
1
81The Rewatchables
1
82Steven Adams
1
83Sixth Man of the Year
1
84Seattle Seahawks
1
85Rudy Gobert
1
86Rob Mahoney
1
87Rich Paul
1
88Quin Snyder
1
89Quentin Grimes
1
90Paul Pierce
1
91Orlando Magic
1
92Nsimba Webster
1
93Myles Turner
1
94Most Valuable Player
1
95Minnesota Timberwolves
1
96Michael Jordan
1
97Max Christie
1
98Marcus Smart
1
99Malik Monk
1
100Magic Johnson
1
101Los Angeles Rams
1
102Las Vegas Raiders
1
103Kristaps Porziņģis
1
104Kobe Bryant
1
105Kevin Garnett
1
106Keon Ellis
1
107Kawhi Leonard
1
108Kareem Hunt
1
109Julius Erving
1
110JuJu Smith-Schuster
1
111Jrue Holiday
1
112Jordan Clarkson
1
113Jordan Clark
1
114Jonathan Isaac
1
115Joe Barry
1
116Jaylen Johnson
1
117Jaylen Brown
1
118Jarren Duran
1
119James Dolan
1
120Jalen Green
1
121Jabari Smith Jr.
1
122Isaac Okoro
1
123Grayson Allen
1
124Golden State Warriors
1
125Franz Wagner
1
126Finals MVP
1
127Final Four
1
128Evan Mobley
1
129Dwight Howard
1
130Draymond Green
1
131Dorian Finney-Smith
1
132Donovan Mitchell
1
133Derrick White
1
134Derrick Rose
1
135DeMarcus Lawrence
1
136Dean Wade
1
137Darrick Forrest
1
138Danny Green
1
139Cousin Sal
1
140Collin Gillespie
1
141Brooklyn Nets
1
142Brook Lopez
1
143Brandon Ingram
1
144Brad Stevens
1
145Boxing
1
146Boston Bruins
1
147Bill's Dad
1
148Atlanta Hawks
1
149Andrew Bynum
1
150Andrew Bogut
1
151All-NBA Third Team
1
152All-NBA Second Team
1
153Alex Caruso
1

League Distribution

NBA
189 (89.2%)
NFL
15 (7.1%)
NCAAB
5 (2.4%)
NHL
1 (0.5%)
MLB
1 (0.5%)
Boxing
1 (0.5%)

Top Players

1LeBron James
11
2Paul George
10
3Joel Embiid
8
4Joe House
8
5Victor Wembanyama
7
6Dyson Daniels
7
7Mikal Bridges
6
8Bill Simmons
6
9Wosny Lambre
5
10Nikola Jokic
5
11Bam Adebayo
5
12Trae Young
4
13Keegan Murray
4
14Jaren Jackson Jr.
4
15Domantas Sabonis
4
16Jayson Tatum
4
17Luka Garza
3
18Kyrie Irving
3
19Kyle Kuzma
3
20Kenneth Murray, Jr.
3
21Jordan Poole
3
22Ja Morant
3
23Giannis Antetokounmpo
3
24Dejounte Murray
3
25Deandre Ayton
3
26De'Aaron Fox
3
27Zach LaVine
2
28Shai Gilgeous-Alexander
2
29Scottie Barnes
2
30Patrick Williams
2
31Lauri Markkanen
2
32LaMelo Ball
2
33Kevin Durant
2
34James Harden
2
35Jalen Suggs
2
36Jalen Brunson
2
37Immanuel Quickley
2
38Dylan Harper
2
39Doc Rivers
2
40Devin Booker
2
41CJ McCollum
2
42Anthony Davis
2
43Anfernee Simons
2
44Zay Flowers
1
45Xavier Worthy
1
46Vivek Ranadivé
1
47Tyrese Haliburton
1
48Tyler Herro
1
49Steven Adams
1
50Rudy Gobert
1
51Rob Mahoney
1
52Rich Paul
1
53Quin Snyder
1
54Quentin Grimes
1
55Paul Pierce
1
56Nsimba Webster
1
57Myles Turner
1
58Michael Jordan
1
59Max Christie
1
60Marcus Smart
1
61Malik Monk
1
62Magic Johnson
1
63Kristaps Porziņģis
1
64Kobe Bryant
1
65Kevin Garnett
1
66Keon Ellis
1
67Kawhi Leonard
1
68Kareem Hunt
1
69Julius Erving
1
70JuJu Smith-Schuster
1
71Jrue Holiday
1
72Jordan Clarkson
1
73Jordan Clark
1
74Jonathan Isaac
1
75Joe Barry
1
76Jaylen Johnson
1
77Jaylen Brown
1
78Jarren Duran
1
79James Dolan
1
80Jalen Green
1
81Jabari Smith Jr.
1
82Isaac Okoro
1
83Grayson Allen
1
84Franz Wagner
1
85Evan Mobley
1
86Dwight Howard
1
87Draymond Green
1
88Dorian Finney-Smith
1
89Donovan Mitchell
1
90Derrick White
1
91Derrick Rose
1
92DeMarcus Lawrence
1
93Dean Wade
1
94Darrick Forrest
1
95Danny Green
1
96Cousin Sal
1
97Collin Gillespie
1
98Brook Lopez
1
99Brandon Ingram
1
100Brad Stevens
1
101Bill's Dad
1
102Andrew Bynum
1
103Andrew Bogut
1
104Alex Caruso
1

Who Talked About What

Bill Simmons

1NBA
17
2NBA Draft
9
3NBA Playoffs
8
4LeBron James
8
5New York Knicks
7
6Joe House
7
7Paul George
6
8Boston Celtics
6
9Washington Wizards
5
10Victor Wembanyama
5
11The Ringer
5
12Gambling
5
13Philadelphia 76ers
4
14Mikal Bridges
4
15Miami Heat
4

Wosny Lambre

1NBA
6
2NBA Playoffs
5
3Joel Embiid
4
4Boston Celtics
4
5Utah Jazz
3
6Trae Young
3
7Dyson Daniels
3
8Bam Adebayo
3
9Victor Wembanyama
2
10Philadelphia 76ers
2
11Paul George
2
12New York Knicks
2
13Milwaukee Bucks
2
14Mikal Bridges
2
15Jordan Poole
2

Joe House

1NBA
6
2NBA Playoffs
5
3Washington Wizards
4
4Philadelphia 76ers
3
5Houston Rockets
3
6Wosny Lambre
2
7Phoenix Suns
2
8Paul George
2
9Nikola Jokic
2
10NBA Trade Deadline
2
11NBA Draft
2
12Memphis Grizzlies
2
13Los Angeles Lakers
2
14LeBron James
2
15Ja Morant
2
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