Drake Definitely Beats Buffalo, Baker for MVP, a Bad QB Draft, Guess the Lines, and Parent Corner With Cousin Sal

Oct 6, 2025

Talk Time

Bill Simmons
66.8 min (66.3%)
Cousin Sal
34.0 min (33.7%)

Top Entities

1Las Vegas Raiders
15
2New England Patriots
14
3Gambling
13
4Buffalo Bills
13
5Philadelphia Eagles
11
6NFL
10
7Geno Smith
9
8NBA Playoffs
8
9Denver Nuggets
8
10Baltimore Ravens
8
11Arizona Cardinals
8
12Tennessee Titans
7
13New York Jets
7
14NBA
7
15Anthony Davis
7
16Tom Brady
6
17Super Bowl
6
18Miami Dolphins
6
19Los Angeles Chargers
6
20Kansas City Chiefs
6
21Cleveland Browns
6
22New York Knicks
5
23New Orleans Saints
5
24Kyler Murray
5
25Justin Fields
5
26Drake London
5
27Dallas Cowboys
5
28Bill Simmons
5
29Zoe Simmons
4
30The Sports Gal
4
31Seattle Seahawks
4
32Pittsburgh Steelers
4
33Philadelphia 76ers
4
34New York Giants
4
35Most Valuable Player
4
36Milwaukee Bucks
4
37Los Angeles Rams
4
38Josh Allen
4
39Jaxson Dart
4
40Jacksonville Jaguars
4
41Carson Wentz
4
42Carolina Panthers
4
43Bo Nix
4
44Tua Tagovailoa
3
45The Ringer
3
46Stephen Spiro
3
47New York Yankees
3
48New Orleans Pelicans
3
49NBA Draft
3
50Minnesota Vikings
3
51Mac Jones
3
52Joe House
3
53Indianapolis Colts
3
54Houston Rockets
3
55Green Bay Packers
3
56Detroit Pistons
3
57Derrick Henry
3
58Bryce Young
3
59Baker Mayfield
3
60Toronto Raptors
2
61The Rewatchables
2
62Stefon Diggs
2
63Spencer Rattler
2
64Saquon Barkley
2
65San Francisco 49ers
2
66Pittsburgh Pirates
2
67Patrick Mahomes
2
68New York Mets
2
69Minnesota Timberwolves
2
70Max Brosmer
2
71Matt Damon
2
72Lamar Jackson
2
73Kevin Garnett
2
74Joe Burrow
2
75Jimmy Butler III
2
76Jeff Schwartz
2
77Jake Browning
2
78Ja'Marr Chase
2
79Dak Prescott
2
80Cousin Sal
2
81Cooper Rush
2
82Cincinnati Bengals
2
83Christian Gonzalez
2
84Cam Ward
2
85Brooklyn Nets
2
86Bill Belichick
2
87Atlanta Hawks
2
88Anthony Richardson
2
89Zay Flowers
1
90Zach Wilson
1
91Zach Lowe
1
92Toronto Blue Jays
1
93Terry McLaurin
1
94Tampa Bay Buccaneers
1
95Shawshank Redemption (film)
1
96Sam Darnold
1
97Rudy Gay
1
98Rob Mahoney
1
99RJ Harvey
1
100Philadelphia Phillies
1
101Pete Nance
1
102Patrick Ewing
1
103MLB
1
104Mike Evans
1
105Michael Penix Jr.
1
106Micah Parsons
1
107Miami Heat
1
108Marcus Mariota
1
109Kirk Cousins
1
110Kevon Looney
1
111Justin Jefferson
1
112Juan Soto
1
113Josh Palmer
1
114Jose Ramirez
1
115Jordan Love
1
116Jayden Daniels
1
117Jae'Sean Tate
1
118Jacoby Brissett
1
119Indiana Pacers
1
120Houston Texans
1
121Hakeem Olajuwon
1
122Drake Maye
1
123Dillon Brooks
1
124Detroit Lions
1
125Derek Carr
1
126Denver Broncos
1
127DeMarcus Cousins
1
128David Roddy
1
129Cole Bishop
1
130Chris Ryan
1
131Chris Godwin Jr.
1
132Charlotte Hornets
1
133CeeDee Lamb
1
134C.J. Stroud
1
135Bucky Irving
1
136Bruce Brown
1
137Brock Bowers
1
138Boston Celtics
1
139Bill's Dad
1
140Arch Manning
1
141Andy Dalton
1
142All-NBA Third Team
1
143All-NBA First Team
1
144Al Pacino
1
145Jayson Tatum
1

League Distribution

NFL
189 (67.3%)
NBA
79 (28.1%)
MLB
10 (3.6%)
CFB
3 (1.1%)

Top Players

1Geno Smith
9
2Anthony Davis
7
3Tom Brady
6
4Kyler Murray
5
5Justin Fields
5
6Drake London
5
7Bill Simmons
5
8Zoe Simmons
4
9The Sports Gal
4
10Josh Allen
4
11Jaxson Dart
4
12Carson Wentz
4
13Bo Nix
4
14Tua Tagovailoa
3
15Stephen Spiro
3
16Mac Jones
3
17Joe House
3
18Derrick Henry
3
19Bryce Young
3
20Baker Mayfield
3
21Stefon Diggs
2
22Spencer Rattler
2
23Saquon Barkley
2
24Patrick Mahomes
2
25Max Brosmer
2
26Matt Damon
2
27Lamar Jackson
2
28Kevin Garnett
2
29Joe Burrow
2
30Jimmy Butler III
2
31Jeff Schwartz
2
32Jake Browning
2
33Ja'Marr Chase
2
34Dak Prescott
2
35Cousin Sal
2
36Cooper Rush
2
37Christian Gonzalez
2
38Cam Ward
2
39Bill Belichick
2
40Anthony Richardson
2
41Zay Flowers
1
42Zach Wilson
1
43Zach Lowe
1
44Terry McLaurin
1
45Sam Darnold
1
46Rudy Gay
1
47Rob Mahoney
1
48RJ Harvey
1
49Pete Nance
1
50Patrick Ewing
1
51Mike Evans
1
52Michael Penix Jr.
1
53Micah Parsons
1
54Marcus Mariota
1
55Kirk Cousins
1
56Kevon Looney
1
57Justin Jefferson
1
58Juan Soto
1
59Josh Palmer
1
60Jose Ramirez
1
61Jordan Love
1
62Jayden Daniels
1
63Jae'Sean Tate
1
64Jacoby Brissett
1
65Hakeem Olajuwon
1
66Drake Maye
1
67Dillon Brooks
1
68Derek Carr
1
69DeMarcus Cousins
1
70David Roddy
1
71Cole Bishop
1
72Chris Ryan
1
73Chris Godwin Jr.
1
74CeeDee Lamb
1
75C.J. Stroud
1
76Bucky Irving
1
77Bruce Brown
1
78Brock Bowers
1
79Bill's Dad
1
80Arch Manning
1
81Andy Dalton
1
82Al Pacino
1
83Jayson Tatum
1

Who Talked About What

Bill Simmons

1New England Patriots
13
2Las Vegas Raiders
12
3Gambling
10
4NFL
9
5Buffalo Bills
9
6New York Jets
7
7NBA Playoffs
7
8Geno Smith
7
9Philadelphia Eagles
6
10Arizona Cardinals
6
11Tom Brady
5
12NBA
5
13Los Angeles Chargers
5
14Denver Nuggets
5
15Cleveland Browns
5

Cousin Sal

1Philadelphia Eagles
5
2Tennessee Titans
4
3Buffalo Bills
4
4Super Bowl
3
5Miami Dolphins
3
6Las Vegas Raiders
3
7Gambling
3
8Denver Nuggets
3
9Baltimore Ravens
3
10Anthony Davis
3
11Spencer Rattler
2
12Seattle Seahawks
2
13Philadelphia 76ers
2
14New York Mets
2
15New York Knicks
2
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