Guess the Lines Week 1, Micah Parsons Trade Damage, and an NFL Futures Draft With Cousin Sal

Aug 31, 2025

Talk Time

Bill Simmons
70.4 min (66.9%)
Cousin Sal
34.9 min (33.1%)

Top Entities

1Gambling
35
2Green Bay Packers
25
3Super Bowl
13
4NFL
13
5Micah Parsons
13
6The Ringer
11
7NBA Playoffs
10
8Denver Nuggets
10
9New Orleans Pelicans
9
10NBA Draft
8
11Dallas Cowboys
8
12Cousin Sal
8
13Pittsburgh Steelers
7
14NBA
7
15Kenny Clark
7
16Buffalo Bills
7
17New England Patriots
6
18Las Vegas Raiders
6
19Carolina Panthers
6
20Tennessee Titans
5
21Miami Dolphins
5
22Kansas City Chiefs
5
23Joe Burrow
5
24Detroit Pistons
5
25Dak Prescott
5
26Caleb Williams
5
27Bill Simmons
5
28Trevor Lawrence
4
29Tampa Bay Buccaneers
4
30Rookie of the Year
4
31Philadelphia Eagles
4
32New York Jets
4
33New York Giants
4
34New Orleans Saints
4
35Joe House
4
36Jacksonville Jaguars
4
37College Football
4
38Baltimore Ravens
4
39Atlanta Falcons
4
40Arizona Cardinals
4
41Van Lathan
3
42Travis Hunter
3
43Seattle Seahawks
3
44Pittsburgh Pirates
3
45Matthew Stafford
3
46Matthew Golden
3
47Los Angeles Rams
3
48Los Angeles Chargers
3
49Justin Fields
3
50Defensive Player of the Year
3
51Cincinnati Bengals
3
52Chicago Bulls
3
53Arch Manning
3
54Aaron Rodgers
3
55Xavier Hutchinson
2
56The Rewatchables
2
57San Francisco 49ers
2
58Sam Darnold
2
59Philadelphia 76ers
2
60Mookie Betts
2
61Minnesota Timberwolves
2
62Milwaukee Bucks
2
63Luka Dončić
2
64Josh Allen
2
65Jordan Love
2
66Jimmy Butler III
2
67Jalen Hurts
2
68Jahmyr Gibbs
2
69Jae'Sean Tate
2
70Indianapolis Colts
2
71Houston Rockets
2
72Denver Broncos
2
73Dallas Mavericks
2
74Cleveland Browns
2
75Chicago Bears
2
76Brock Purdy
2
77Boston Celtics
2
78Bo Nix
2
79Adam Thielen
2
80Zoe Simmons
1
81Zay Flowers
1
82World Series
1
83Will Levis
1
84Von Miller
1
85Travis Kelce
1
86Tom Cruise
1
87Tom Brady
1
88The Sports Gal
1
89Saquon Barkley
1
90Samson Ebukam
1
91Roy Williams
1
92Robert Saleh
1
93Robert McDaniel
1
94Rashawn Slater
1
95Penei Sewell
1
96Patrick Mahomes
1
97Patrick Ewing
1
98Nico Collins
1
99Nick Chubb
1
100New York Knicks
1
101Myles Garrett
1
102Minnesota Vikings
1
103Mike Onwenu
1
104Mike McCarthy
1
105Mike Green
1
106Mike Evans
1
107Michael Penix Jr.
1
108Michael Jordan
1
109Miami Heat
1
110Los Angeles Clippers
1
111Leonardo DiCaprio
1
112Kyler Murray
1
113Kyle Pitts
1
114Khalil Mack
1
115Kevin Garnett
1
116Justin Jefferson
1
117Jaylen Waddle
1
118Jaxson Dart
1
119Jalen Coker
1
120J.J. McCarthy
1
121Indiana Pacers
1
122Ian Thomas
1
123Houston Texans
1
124George Pickens
1
125Geno Smith
1
126Fred Warner
1
127Final Four
1
128Emeka Egbuka
1
129Drake Maye
1
130Dion Dawkins
1
131Detroit Lions
1
132Derek Jeter
1
133Denzel Washington
1
134DeMarcus Cousins
1
135DaRon Bland
1
136Daniel Jones
1
137Cooper Flagg
1
138Connor Wong
1
139Cole Strange
1
140Christian Gonzalez
1
141Chris Ryan
1
142Chris Godwin Jr.
1
143Cam Ward
1
144Brock Bowers
1
145Brian Schottenheimer
1
146Boston Red Sox
1
147Boogie Nights (film)
1
148Bill Belichick
1
149Baker Mayfield
1
150Anthony Davis
1
151Abdul Carter
1

League Distribution

NFL
186 (65.7%)
NBA
76 (26.9%)
CFB
11 (3.9%)
MLB
7 (2.5%)
NCAAB
3 (1.1%)

Top Players

1Micah Parsons
13
2Cousin Sal
8
3Kenny Clark
7
4Joe Burrow
5
5Dak Prescott
5
6Caleb Williams
5
7Bill Simmons
5
8Trevor Lawrence
4
9Joe House
4
10Van Lathan
3
11Travis Hunter
3
12Matthew Stafford
3
13Matthew Golden
3
14Justin Fields
3
15Arch Manning
3
16Aaron Rodgers
3
17Xavier Hutchinson
2
18Sam Darnold
2
19Mookie Betts
2
20Luka Dončić
2
21Josh Allen
2
22Jordan Love
2
23Jimmy Butler III
2
24Jalen Hurts
2
25Jahmyr Gibbs
2
26Jae'Sean Tate
2
27Brock Purdy
2
28Bo Nix
2
29Adam Thielen
2
30Zoe Simmons
1
31Zay Flowers
1
32Will Levis
1
33Von Miller
1
34Travis Kelce
1
35Tom Cruise
1
36Tom Brady
1
37The Sports Gal
1
38Saquon Barkley
1
39Samson Ebukam
1
40Roy Williams
1
41Robert Saleh
1
42Robert McDaniel
1
43Rashawn Slater
1
44Penei Sewell
1
45Patrick Mahomes
1
46Patrick Ewing
1
47Nico Collins
1
48Nick Chubb
1
49Myles Garrett
1
50Mike Onwenu
1
51Mike McCarthy
1
52Mike Green
1
53Mike Evans
1
54Michael Penix Jr.
1
55Michael Jordan
1
56Leonardo DiCaprio
1
57Kyler Murray
1
58Kyle Pitts
1
59Khalil Mack
1
60Kevin Garnett
1
61Justin Jefferson
1
62Jaylen Waddle
1
63Jaxson Dart
1
64Jalen Coker
1
65J.J. McCarthy
1
66Ian Thomas
1
67George Pickens
1
68Geno Smith
1
69Fred Warner
1
70Emeka Egbuka
1
71Drake Maye
1
72Dion Dawkins
1
73Derek Jeter
1
74Denzel Washington
1
75DeMarcus Cousins
1
76DaRon Bland
1
77Daniel Jones
1
78Cooper Flagg
1
79Connor Wong
1
80Cole Strange
1
81Christian Gonzalez
1
82Chris Ryan
1
83Chris Godwin Jr.
1
84Cam Ward
1
85Brock Bowers
1
86Brian Schottenheimer
1
87Bill Belichick
1
88Baker Mayfield
1
89Anthony Davis
1
90Abdul Carter
1

Who Talked About What

Bill Simmons

1Gambling
27
2Green Bay Packers
19
3NFL
12
4The Ringer
10
5Super Bowl
9
6Micah Parsons
9
7NBA Draft
8
8Denver Nuggets
8
9Cousin Sal
7
10New Orleans Pelicans
6
11NBA
6
12Las Vegas Raiders
6
13Dallas Cowboys
6
14Pittsburgh Steelers
5
15New England Patriots
5

Cousin Sal

1Gambling
8
2Green Bay Packers
6
3NBA Playoffs
5
4Super Bowl
4
5Micah Parsons
4
6Kenny Clark
4
7Detroit Pistons
4
8Rookie of the Year
3
9New York Giants
3
10New Orleans Saints
3
11New Orleans Pelicans
3
12Dak Prescott
3
13Caleb Williams
3
14Tampa Bay Buccaneers
2
15Pittsburgh Steelers
2
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