Cincy Fails Burrow, the Boring Eagles, Guess the Lines, and Crawford’s Brilliance With Cousin Sal

Sep 15, 2025

Talk Time

Bill Simmons
72.7 min (65.9%)
Cousin Sal
37.6 min (34.1%)

Top Entities

1NFL
16
2Gambling
16
3Kansas City Chiefs
14
4New England Patriots
13
5Las Vegas Raiders
13
6Indianapolis Colts
13
7Joe House
12
8NBA Playoffs
11
9Chicago Bears
11
10Jacksonville Jaguars
10
11Houston Texans
10
12Caleb Williams
10
13Buffalo Bills
9
14Atlanta Falcons
9
15New York Giants
8
16Dallas Cowboys
8
17Carolina Panthers
8
18Canelo Alvarez
8
19Zoe Simmons
7
20Spencer Rattler
7
21Drake Maye
7
22Boxing
7
23Arizona Cardinals
7
24The Sports Gal
6
25Seattle Seahawks
6
26New York Jets
6
27Miami Dolphins
6
28Joe Burrow
6
29The Ringer
5
30Tennessee Titans
5
31Pittsburgh Steelers
5
32New Orleans Saints
5
33NBA Draft
5
34Miami Heat
5
35Mac Jones
5
36Los Angeles Chargers
5
37Jake Browning
5
38Green Bay Packers
5
39Detroit Lions
5
40Denver Broncos
5
41Cleveland Browns
5
42Anthony Davis
5
43Super Bowl
4
44Philadelphia Eagles
4
45Patrick Mahomes
4
46NBA
4
47Los Angeles Rams
4
48Justin Fields
4
49Josh Allen
4
50J.J. McCarthy
4
51Travis Hunter
3
52Tom Brady
3
53New York Mets
3
54New York Knicks
3
55Minnesota Vikings
3
56Houston Rockets
3
57DeAndre Hopkins
3
58Daniel Jones
3
59Cousin Sal
3
60Cincinnati Bengals
3
61Brandon Aubrey
3
62Bill's Dad
3
63Baltimore Ravens
3
64Atlanta Hawks
3
65Xavier Worthy
2
66Van Lathan
2
67Tua Tagovailoa
2
68Trevor Lawrence
2
69Trent Pennix
2
70Travis Kelce
2
71The Rewatchables
2
72San Francisco 49ers
2
73Rhamondre Stevenson
2
74Ray Allen
2
75Rashee Rice
2
76Most Valuable Player
2
77Jimmy Butler III
2
78Jayden Daniels
2
79Derek Carr
2
80Denver Nuggets
2
81Dallas Mavericks
2
82Caleb Johnson
2
83Bryce Young
2
84Brock Bowers
2
85Bill Simmons
2
86Zach Wilson
1
87WNBA
1
88Will Campbell
1
89Wil Lutz
1
90Utah Jazz
1
91Tyreek Hill
1
92Tyquan Thornton
1
93Tyler Warren
1
94Tucker Kraft
1
95Trey Lance
1
96Toronto Raptors
1
97Ted Williams
1
98Tampa Bay Buccaneers
1
99Shohei Ohtani
1
100Shaquille O'Neal
1
101Saquon Barkley
1
102Sam Darnold
1
103Russell Wilson
1
104Rookie of the Year
1
105Robert Spillane
1
106Rob Mahoney
1
107Rob Gronkowski
1
108Pittsburgh Pirates
1
109O.J. Mayo
1
110NHL
1
111NFL Draft
1
112Muhammad Ali
1
113MLB
1
114Minnesota Timberwolves
1
115Milton Williams
1
116Mike Tyson
1
117Mike McDaniel
1
118Micah Parsons
1
119Matthew Stafford
1
120Mark Wahlberg
1
121Leonardo DiCaprio
1
122Lennox Lewis
1
123Larry Holmes
1
124Lamar Jackson
1
125Kyren Williams
1
126Kyle Pitts
1
127Kevin Garnett
1
128Jordan Travis
1
129Javonte Williams
1
130Jalen Hurts
1
131Jae'Sean Tate
1
132Ian Thomas
1
133Garrett Wilson
1
134Fred Warner
1
135Floyd Mayweather
1
136DeVonta Smith
1
137DeMarcus Cousins
1
138Daniel Theis
1
139Christian McCaffrey
1
140Christian Gonzalez
1
141CeeDee Lamb
1
142Brian Thomas Jr.
1
143Boston Celtics
1
144Boogie Nights (film)
1
145Blake Corum
1
146Bill Belichick
1
147Antonio Gibson
1
148Andy Reid
1
149Andrew Wylie
1
150Amanda Dobbins
1
151Aaron Rodgers
1
152Aaron Judge
1

League Distribution

NFL
229 (72.9%)
NBA
54 (17.2%)
Boxing
18 (5.7%)
MLB
8 (2.5%)
CFB
3 (1%)
WNBA
1 (0.3%)
NHL
1 (0.3%)

Top Players

1Joe House
12
2Caleb Williams
10
3Canelo Alvarez
8
4Zoe Simmons
7
5Spencer Rattler
7
6Drake Maye
7
7The Sports Gal
6
8Joe Burrow
6
9Mac Jones
5
10Jake Browning
5
11Anthony Davis
5
12Patrick Mahomes
4
13Justin Fields
4
14Josh Allen
4
15J.J. McCarthy
4
16Travis Hunter
3
17Tom Brady
3
18DeAndre Hopkins
3
19Daniel Jones
3
20Cousin Sal
3
21Brandon Aubrey
3
22Bill's Dad
3
23Xavier Worthy
2
24Van Lathan
2
25Tua Tagovailoa
2
26Trevor Lawrence
2
27Trent Pennix
2
28Travis Kelce
2
29Rhamondre Stevenson
2
30Ray Allen
2
31Rashee Rice
2
32Jimmy Butler III
2
33Jayden Daniels
2
34Derek Carr
2
35Caleb Johnson
2
36Bryce Young
2
37Brock Bowers
2
38Bill Simmons
2
39Zach Wilson
1
40Will Campbell
1
41Wil Lutz
1
42Tyreek Hill
1
43Tyquan Thornton
1
44Tyler Warren
1
45Tucker Kraft
1
46Trey Lance
1
47Ted Williams
1
48Shohei Ohtani
1
49Shaquille O'Neal
1
50Saquon Barkley
1
51Sam Darnold
1
52Russell Wilson
1
53Robert Spillane
1
54Rob Mahoney
1
55Rob Gronkowski
1
56O.J. Mayo
1
57Muhammad Ali
1
58Milton Williams
1
59Mike Tyson
1
60Mike McDaniel
1
61Micah Parsons
1
62Matthew Stafford
1
63Mark Wahlberg
1
64Leonardo DiCaprio
1
65Lennox Lewis
1
66Larry Holmes
1
67Lamar Jackson
1
68Kyren Williams
1
69Kyle Pitts
1
70Kevin Garnett
1
71Jordan Travis
1
72Javonte Williams
1
73Jalen Hurts
1
74Jae'Sean Tate
1
75Ian Thomas
1
76Garrett Wilson
1
77Fred Warner
1
78Floyd Mayweather
1
79DeVonta Smith
1
80DeMarcus Cousins
1
81Daniel Theis
1
82Christian McCaffrey
1
83Christian Gonzalez
1
84CeeDee Lamb
1
85Brian Thomas Jr.
1
86Blake Corum
1
87Bill Belichick
1
88Antonio Gibson
1
89Andy Reid
1
90Andrew Wylie
1
91Amanda Dobbins
1
92Aaron Rodgers
1
93Aaron Judge
1

Who Talked About What

Bill Simmons

1NFL
11
2New England Patriots
11
3Las Vegas Raiders
11
4Gambling
11
5NBA Playoffs
10
6Kansas City Chiefs
9
7Indianapolis Colts
9
8Joe House
8
9Jacksonville Jaguars
8
10Caleb Williams
8
11Zoe Simmons
7
12Chicago Bears
7
13Carolina Panthers
7
14Canelo Alvarez
7
15Atlanta Falcons
7

Cousin Sal

1NFL
5
2Kansas City Chiefs
5
3Gambling
5
4New York Giants
4
5Joe House
4
6Indianapolis Colts
4
7Houston Texans
4
8Chicago Bears
4
9Spencer Rattler
3
10Seattle Seahawks
3
11Pittsburgh Steelers
3
12New York Mets
3
13Justin Fields
3
14J.J. McCarthy
3
15Drake Maye
3
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