Oh No Mahomes, Burrow’s Funk, Old Man Rivers, Denver’s Hot Streak, and Guess the Lines With Cousin Sal

Dec 15, 2025

Talk Time

Bill Simmons
63.7 min (65.2%)
Cousin Sal
33.9 min (34.8%)

Top Entities

1NBA Playoffs
27
2Green Bay Packers
18
3Kansas City Chiefs
14
4Los Angeles Chargers
13
5NBA
12
6Seattle Seahawks
11
7New England Patriots
11
8Las Vegas Raiders
11
9Denver Nuggets
11
10Buffalo Bills
11
11Gambling
10
12Super Bowl
9
13San Francisco 49ers
9
14NFL
9
15Patrick Mahomes
8
16Los Angeles Rams
8
17New Orleans Saints
7
18Jacksonville Jaguars
7
19Tom Brady
6
20Woody Marks
5
21Trevor Lawrence
5
22Josh Allen
5
23Houston Rockets
5
24Chicago Bulls
5
25The Ringer
4
26Pittsburgh Steelers
4
27Philadelphia Eagles
4
28Miami Heat
4
29Joe Burrow
4
30Indianapolis Colts
4
31Carolina Panthers
4
32C.J. Stroud
4
33Baltimore Ravens
4
34Anthony Davis
4
35The Sports Gal
3
36New York Jets
3
37Kevin Garnett
3
38Justin Herbert
3
39Houston Texans
3
40Gardner Minshew
3
41Detroit Pistons
3
42Detroit Lions
3
43Dallas Cowboys
3
44Cleveland Browns
3
45Cincinnati Bengals
3
46Bill's Dad
3
47Zoe Simmons
2
48The Rewatchables
2
49Tennessee Titans
2
50Pittsburgh Pirates
2
51Philadelphia 76ers
2
52Olivier-Maxence Prosper
2
53New York Knicks
2
54New York Giants
2
55NBA Draft
2
56Most Valuable Player
2
57Minnesota Vikings
2
58Milton Williams
2
59Micah Parsons
2
60Matthew Stafford
2
61Kenny Pickett
2
62Joe House
2
63Jerry Jeudy
2
64Jason Myers
2
65J.J. McCarthy
2
66George Pickens
2
67Drake Maye
2
68Denver Broncos
2
69Davante Adams
2
70Cousin Sal
2
71Chicago Bears
2
72Bo Nix
2
73Bill Simmons
2
74Atlanta Falcons
2
75Arizona Cardinals
2
76Aaron Rodgers
2
77Zach Charbonnet
1
78Victor Wembanyama
1
79Tucker Kraft
1
80Travis Kelce
1
81Tee Higgins
1
82T.J. Watt
1
83Stefon Diggs
1
84Sam Darnold
1
85Rudy Gobert
1
86Robert Spillane
1
87Rob Mahoney
1
88Rashid Shaheed
1
89Rashee Rice
1
90Puka Nacua
1
91Pat Surtain II
1
92Oklahoma City Thunder
1
93Nico Collins
1
94New Orleans Pelicans
1
95Nathan Peterman
1
96Mike Tyson
1
97Mike Evans
1
98Miami Dolphins
1
99Max Brosmer
1
100LeBron James
1
101Lamar Jackson
1
102Kyle Pitts
1
103Justin Jefferson
1
104Jerry Seinfeld
1
105Jaylen Brown
1
106Jaxson Dart
1
107Jared Goff
1
108Jalen Hurts
1
109Jahmyr Gibbs
1
110Erik McCoy
1
111Danny Kelly
1
112Dallas Mavericks
1
113Cooper Kupp
1
114Collin Sexton
1
115Chris Olave
1
116Chris Jones
1
117Carson Wentz
1
118Brandon Aubrey
1
119Brady Cook
1
120Bill Buckner
1
121Atlanta Hawks
1
122Andy Reid
1
123Al Pacino
1

League Distribution

NFL
184 (68.7%)
NBA
80 (29.9%)
MLB
3 (1.1%)
Boxing
1 (0.4%)

Top Players

1Patrick Mahomes
8
2Tom Brady
6
3Woody Marks
5
4Trevor Lawrence
5
5Josh Allen
5
6Joe Burrow
4
7C.J. Stroud
4
8Anthony Davis
4
9The Sports Gal
3
10Kevin Garnett
3
11Justin Herbert
3
12Gardner Minshew
3
13Bill's Dad
3
14Zoe Simmons
2
15Olivier-Maxence Prosper
2
16Milton Williams
2
17Micah Parsons
2
18Matthew Stafford
2
19Kenny Pickett
2
20Joe House
2
21Jerry Jeudy
2
22Jason Myers
2
23J.J. McCarthy
2
24George Pickens
2
25Drake Maye
2
26Davante Adams
2
27Cousin Sal
2
28Bo Nix
2
29Bill Simmons
2
30Aaron Rodgers
2
31Zach Charbonnet
1
32Victor Wembanyama
1
33Tucker Kraft
1
34Travis Kelce
1
35Tee Higgins
1
36T.J. Watt
1
37Stefon Diggs
1
38Sam Darnold
1
39Rudy Gobert
1
40Robert Spillane
1
41Rob Mahoney
1
42Rashid Shaheed
1
43Rashee Rice
1
44Puka Nacua
1
45Pat Surtain II
1
46Nico Collins
1
47Nathan Peterman
1
48Mike Tyson
1
49Mike Evans
1
50Max Brosmer
1
51LeBron James
1
52Lamar Jackson
1
53Kyle Pitts
1
54Justin Jefferson
1
55Jerry Seinfeld
1
56Jaylen Brown
1
57Jaxson Dart
1
58Jared Goff
1
59Jalen Hurts
1
60Jahmyr Gibbs
1
61Erik McCoy
1
62Danny Kelly
1
63Cooper Kupp
1
64Collin Sexton
1
65Chris Olave
1
66Chris Jones
1
67Carson Wentz
1
68Brandon Aubrey
1
69Brady Cook
1
70Bill Buckner
1
71Andy Reid
1
72Al Pacino
1

Who Talked About What

Bill Simmons

1NBA Playoffs
18
2Green Bay Packers
12
3NBA
11
4Los Angeles Chargers
11
5Denver Nuggets
11
6New England Patriots
10
7Kansas City Chiefs
10
8Gambling
9
9Buffalo Bills
9
10Seattle Seahawks
7
11Los Angeles Rams
7
12Super Bowl
6
13Patrick Mahomes
6
14Woody Marks
5
15Trevor Lawrence
5

Cousin Sal

1NBA Playoffs
9
2Las Vegas Raiders
6
3Green Bay Packers
6
4San Francisco 49ers
5
5Seattle Seahawks
4
6NFL
4
7Kansas City Chiefs
4
8Jacksonville Jaguars
4
9The Sports Gal
3
10Super Bowl
3
11New Orleans Saints
3
12Miami Heat
3
13Josh Allen
3
14Baltimore Ravens
3
15Tom Brady
2
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