The "My Guy" Fantasy Football Draft (4th Annual!) With Danny Heifetz, Danny Kelly, and Craig Horlbeck

Aug 22, 2025

Talk Time

Bill Simmons
49.9 min (42%)
Danny Kelly
32.4 min (27.2%)
Danny Heifetz
19.0 min (16%)
Craig Horlbeck
17.6 min (14.8%)

Top Entities

1NFL
41
2NBA Draft
24
3NBA
24
4Gambling
16
5Sam Darnold
14
6NBA Playoffs
12
7Saquon Barkley
11
8Breece Hall
11
9Aaron Rodgers
11
10Tyreek Hill
10
11New York Giants
9
12Michael Penix Jr.
9
13Justin Herbert
8
14Christian McCaffrey
8
15Carolina Panthers
8
16Cam Ward
8
17Tyler Warren
7
18Trevor Lawrence
7
19The Ringer
7
20Las Vegas Raiders
7
21George Pickens
7
22Cincinnati Bengals
7
23Brock Bowers
7
24New England Patriots
6
25Kyle Pitts
6
26Jaylen Brown
6
27James Cook
6
28Jahmyr Gibbs
6
29Jacksonville Jaguars
6
30Drake Maye
6
31Cooper Kupp
6
32Calvin Ridley
6
33Caleb Williams
6
34Bryce Young
6
35Bill Simmons
6
36Tua Tagovailoa
5
37Travis Hunter
5
38Tee Higgins
5
39Seattle Seahawks
5
40Miami Dolphins
5
41Marvin Harrison Jr.
5
42Josh Allen
5
43DK Metcalf
5
44Chuba Hubbard
5
45Will Levis
4
46Super Bowl
4
47Pittsburgh Steelers
4
48Philadelphia Eagles
4
49Patrick Mahomes
4
50New York Jets
4
51Mike Evans
4
52Malik Nabers
4
53Kirk Cousins
4
54Jaylen Waddle
4
55Jayden Daniels
4
56Indianapolis Colts
4
57Ian Thomas
4
58Geno Smith
4
59Derrick Henry
4
60Danny Kelly
4
61Daniel Jones
4
62Dallas Cowboys
4
63Dak Prescott
4
64Chase Brown
4
65Bijan Robinson
4
66Atlanta Hawks
4
67Alvin Kamara
4
68Will Shipley
3
69Tyler Lockett
3
70Terry McLaurin
3
71Ted Williams
3
72Rhamondre Stevenson
3
73Kansas City Chiefs
3
74Joe Mixon
3
75Joe Burrow
3
76Jameson Williams
3
77Jalen Hurts
3
78Ja'Marr Chase
3
79Garrett Wilson
3
80Drake London
3
81Detroit Lions
3
82College Football
3
83Chris Olave
3
84Chop Robinson
3
85C.J. Stroud
3
86Bill Belichick
3
87Anthony Richardson
3
88Abdul Carter
3
89Zach Charbonnet
2
90Tyquan Thornton
2
91Tommy DeVito
2
92Tom Brady
2
93The Rewatchables
2
94Spencer Rattler
2
95Sam LaPorta
2
96Sam Howell
2
97Russell Wilson
2
98Rob Gronkowski
2
99RJ Harvey
2
100Ray Davis
2
101Rashid Shaheed
2
102Puka Nacua
2
103Pittsburgh Pirates
2
104Nick Chubb
2
105New Orleans Saints
2
106New Orleans Pelicans
2
107Matthew Golden
2
108Los Angeles Rams
2
109Kyler Murray
2
110Kevin O'Connor
2
111Kemba Walker
2
112Justin Fields
2
113JC Latham
2
114Jaxson Dart
2
115Jared Goff
2
116Ja'Lynn Polk
2
117J.J. McCarthy
2
118Hall of Fame
2
119Efton Chism III
2
120DJ Moore
2
121Denver Broncos
2
122DeMar DeRozan
2
123Bucky Irving
2
124Brian Thomas Jr.
2
125Baker Mayfield
2
126Andy Dalton
2
127AJ Dillon
2
128Aidan O'Connell
2
129Zach Ertz
1
130Xavier Worthy
1
131Will Sherman
1
132Will Howard
1
133Will Campbell
1
134Washington Commanders
1
135Van Lathan
1
136Tyrese Maxey
1
137Trent Williams
1
138Travis Kelce
1
139Tank Bigsby
1
140Tampa Bay Buccaneers
1
141Stephen Curry
1
142Stefon Diggs
1
143Shohei Ohtani
1
144Sean Fennessey
1
145Rookie of the Year
1
146Roman Wilson
1
147Rob Mahoney
1
148Ricky Pearsall
1
149Ray-Ray McCloud
1
150Ray Allen
1
151Peyton Manning
1
152Peter Schrager
1
153Penei Sewell
1
154Pat Bryant
1
155O.J. Mayo
1
156New York Knicks
1
157Milton Williams
1
158Miles Sanders
1
159Mike McDaniel
1
160Michael Mayer
1
161Micah Parsons
1
162Matthew Stafford
1
163Marcus Mariota
1
164Los Angeles Chargers
1
165Leonardo DiCaprio
1
166LeBron James
1
167Landry Shamet
1
168Lamar Jackson
1
169LaDainian Tomlinson
1
170Kevin Zeitler
1
171Keon Coleman
1
172Kenny Pickett
1
173Keenan Allen
1
174Jordan Love
1
175Joe House
1
176Jerry Jeudy
1
177Jermaine Burton
1
178Javonte Williams
1
179Jarvis Brownlee Jr.
1
180Jameer Nelson
1
181Hunter Henry
1
182Houston Texans
1
183Harrison Ford
1
184Green Bay Packers
1
185George Kittle
1
186Gary Payton II
1
187Gardner Minshew
1
188Fred Warner
1
189Emeka Egbuka
1
190Donald Sloan
1
191Dirk Nowitzki
1
192Diamond Stone
1
193Desmond Ridder
1
194Derrick Rose
1
195DeMarcus Cousins
1
196Deebo Samuel Sr.
1
197David Montgomery
1
198Davante Adams
1
199Darnell Washington
1
200Darnell Mooney
1
201Dante Trader Jr.
1
202Dallas Mavericks
1
203Craig Horlbeck
1
204Colston Loveland
1
205Collin Sexton
1
206Cleveland Browns
1
207CeeDee Lamb
1
208Caleb Johnson
1
209Brandon Staley
1
210Boston Celtics
1
211Boogie Nights (film)
1
212Bo Nix
1
213Ben Simmons
1
214Baltimore Ravens
1
215Arizona Cardinals
1
216Arian Smith
1
217Anthony Davis
1
218All-NBA First Team
1
219Al Pacino
1
220Aaron Jones
1
221Aaron Brooks
1

League Distribution

NFL
352 (75.9%)
NBA
91 (19.6%)
CFB
15 (3.2%)
MLB
6 (1.3%)

Top Players

1Sam Darnold
14
2Saquon Barkley
11
3Breece Hall
11
4Aaron Rodgers
11
5Tyreek Hill
10
6Michael Penix Jr.
9
7Justin Herbert
8
8Christian McCaffrey
8
9Cam Ward
8
10Tyler Warren
7
11Trevor Lawrence
7
12George Pickens
7
13Brock Bowers
7
14Kyle Pitts
6
15Jaylen Brown
6
16James Cook
6
17Jahmyr Gibbs
6
18Drake Maye
6
19Cooper Kupp
6
20Calvin Ridley
6
21Caleb Williams
6
22Bryce Young
6
23Bill Simmons
6
24Tua Tagovailoa
5
25Travis Hunter
5
26Tee Higgins
5
27Marvin Harrison Jr.
5
28Josh Allen
5
29DK Metcalf
5
30Chuba Hubbard
5
31Will Levis
4
32Patrick Mahomes
4
33Mike Evans
4
34Malik Nabers
4
35Kirk Cousins
4
36Jaylen Waddle
4
37Jayden Daniels
4
38Ian Thomas
4
39Geno Smith
4
40Derrick Henry
4
41Danny Kelly
4
42Daniel Jones
4
43Dak Prescott
4
44Chase Brown
4
45Bijan Robinson
4
46Alvin Kamara
4
47Will Shipley
3
48Tyler Lockett
3
49Terry McLaurin
3
50Ted Williams
3
51Rhamondre Stevenson
3
52Joe Mixon
3
53Joe Burrow
3
54Jameson Williams
3
55Jalen Hurts
3
56Ja'Marr Chase
3
57Garrett Wilson
3
58Drake London
3
59Chris Olave
3
60Chop Robinson
3
61C.J. Stroud
3
62Bill Belichick
3
63Anthony Richardson
3
64Abdul Carter
3
65Zach Charbonnet
2
66Tyquan Thornton
2
67Tommy DeVito
2
68Tom Brady
2
69Spencer Rattler
2
70Sam LaPorta
2
71Sam Howell
2
72Russell Wilson
2
73Rob Gronkowski
2
74RJ Harvey
2
75Ray Davis
2
76Rashid Shaheed
2
77Puka Nacua
2
78Nick Chubb
2
79Matthew Golden
2
80Kyler Murray
2
81Kevin O'Connor
2
82Kemba Walker
2
83Justin Fields
2
84JC Latham
2
85Jaxson Dart
2
86Jared Goff
2
87Ja'Lynn Polk
2
88J.J. McCarthy
2
89Efton Chism III
2
90DJ Moore
2
91DeMar DeRozan
2
92Bucky Irving
2
93Brian Thomas Jr.
2
94Baker Mayfield
2
95Andy Dalton
2
96AJ Dillon
2
97Aidan O'Connell
2
98Zach Ertz
1
99Xavier Worthy
1
100Will Sherman
1
101Will Howard
1
102Will Campbell
1
103Van Lathan
1
104Tyrese Maxey
1
105Trent Williams
1
106Travis Kelce
1
107Tank Bigsby
1
108Stephen Curry
1
109Stefon Diggs
1
110Shohei Ohtani
1
111Sean Fennessey
1
112Roman Wilson
1
113Rob Mahoney
1
114Ricky Pearsall
1
115Ray-Ray McCloud
1
116Ray Allen
1
117Peyton Manning
1
118Peter Schrager
1
119Penei Sewell
1
120Pat Bryant
1
121O.J. Mayo
1
122Milton Williams
1
123Miles Sanders
1
124Mike McDaniel
1
125Michael Mayer
1
126Micah Parsons
1
127Matthew Stafford
1
128Marcus Mariota
1
129Leonardo DiCaprio
1
130LeBron James
1
131Landry Shamet
1
132Lamar Jackson
1
133LaDainian Tomlinson
1
134Kevin Zeitler
1
135Keon Coleman
1
136Kenny Pickett
1
137Keenan Allen
1
138Jordan Love
1
139Joe House
1
140Jerry Jeudy
1
141Jermaine Burton
1
142Javonte Williams
1
143Jarvis Brownlee Jr.
1
144Jameer Nelson
1
145Hunter Henry
1
146Harrison Ford
1
147George Kittle
1
148Gary Payton II
1
149Gardner Minshew
1
150Fred Warner
1
151Emeka Egbuka
1
152Donald Sloan
1
153Dirk Nowitzki
1
154Diamond Stone
1
155Desmond Ridder
1
156Derrick Rose
1
157DeMarcus Cousins
1
158Deebo Samuel Sr.
1
159David Montgomery
1
160Davante Adams
1
161Darnell Washington
1
162Darnell Mooney
1
163Dante Trader Jr.
1
164Craig Horlbeck
1
165Colston Loveland
1
166Collin Sexton
1
167CeeDee Lamb
1
168Caleb Johnson
1
169Brandon Staley
1
170Bo Nix
1
171Ben Simmons
1
172Arian Smith
1
173Anthony Davis
1
174Al Pacino
1
175Aaron Jones
1
176Aaron Brooks
1

Who Talked About What

Bill Simmons

1NFL
19
2NBA Draft
14
3NBA
8
4The Ringer
7
5Gambling
7
6Trevor Lawrence
6
7New England Patriots
4
8Danny Kelly
4
9Cooper Kupp
4
10Chuba Hubbard
4
11Breece Hall
4
12Tyler Warren
3
13New York Giants
3
14Las Vegas Raiders
3
15Jacksonville Jaguars
3

Danny Kelly

1NFL
15
2NBA Playoffs
9
3Saquon Barkley
8
4NBA
8
5NBA Draft
6
6Christian McCaffrey
6
7New York Giants
5
8Michael Penix Jr.
5
9Jaylen Brown
5
10Bill Simmons
5
11Tua Tagovailoa
4
12Super Bowl
4
13Marvin Harrison Jr.
4
14Josh Allen
4
15Breece Hall
4

Danny Heifetz

1Sam Darnold
8
2NBA
6
3Tyreek Hill
5
4Gambling
5
5Aaron Rodgers
5
6NFL
4
7George Pickens
4
8Saquon Barkley
3
9Michael Penix Jr.
3
10Justin Herbert
3
11Drake London
3
12Dak Prescott
3
13Carolina Panthers
3
14Will Levis
2
15RJ Harvey
2

Craig Horlbeck

1NFL
3
2NBA Draft
3
3George Pickens
3
4Ted Williams
2
5NBA
2
6Jaylen Waddle
2
7James Cook
2
8Gambling
2
9Cincinnati Bengals
2
10Christian McCaffrey
2
11Caleb Williams
2
12Alvin Kamara
2
13Will Levis
1
14Tyreek Hill
1
15Tyler Warren
1
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