Philly’s Dominant D, Shaky Mahomes, Shakier Darnold, Shakiest Goff, and Guess the Lines With Cousin Sal

Nov 17, 2025

Talk Time

Bill Simmons
53.3 min (63.7%)
Cousin Sal
30.4 min (36.3%)

Top Entities

1NBA Playoffs
27
2Patrick Mahomes
17
3New England Patriots
13
4Los Angeles Rams
11
5Gambling
11
6Las Vegas Raiders
10
7Green Bay Packers
9
8NFL
8
9Los Angeles Chargers
8
10Pittsburgh Steelers
7
11Carolina Panthers
7
12Buffalo Bills
7
13Baltimore Ravens
7
14Super Bowl
6
15Sam Darnold
6
16Philadelphia Eagles
6
17Minnesota Timberwolves
6
18Kansas City Chiefs
6
19Jimmy Butler III
6
20Indianapolis Colts
6
21Denver Nuggets
6
22Lamar Jackson
5
23Drake Maye
5
24Dallas Cowboys
5
25Chicago Bears
5
26San Francisco 49ers
4
27Pittsburgh Pirates
4
28Philadelphia 76ers
4
29Josh Allen
4
30Jared Goff
4
31J.J. McCarthy
4
32Chicago Bulls
4
33Bo Nix
4
34Aaron Rodgers
4
35Tennessee Titans
3
36Seattle Seahawks
3
37New York Jets
3
38NBA Draft
3
39Mason Rudolph
3
40Joe House
3
41Jacksonville Jaguars
3
42Houston Texans
3
43Detroit Pistons
3
44Cousin Sal
3
45Cleveland Browns
3
46Caleb Williams
3
47Baker Mayfield
3
48Atlanta Hawks
3
49The Ringer
2
50Ryan Reynolds
2
51New York Giants
2
52NBA
2
53Miami Heat
2
54Marcus Mariota
2
55Justin Herbert
2
56Justin Fields
2
57Jordan Love
2
58Jacoby Brissett
2
59Houston Rockets
2
60Detroit Lions
2
61Davis Mills
2
62Daniel Jones
2
63Arizona Cardinals
2
64Xavier Worthy
1
65World Series
1
66Washington Wizards
1
67UFC
1
68Tyrell Shavers
1
69Tyquan Thornton
1
70Tua Tagovailoa
1
71Travis Kelce
1
72Travis Etienne
1
73Tom Cruise
1
74Tom Brady
1
75The Rewatchables
1
76Saquon Barkley
1
77Sam LaPorta
1
78New York Knicks
1
79New Orleans Pelicans
1
80Myles Garrett
1
81Muhammad Ali
1
82Most Valuable Player
1
83Mitchell Trubisky
1
84Mecole Hardman
1
85Max Brosmer
1
86Matthew Stafford
1
87Marc Gasol
1
88Mallory Rubin
1
89Malik Willis
1
90Malaki Starks
1
91Los Angeles Dodgers
1
92LeBron James
1
93Larry Holmes
1
94Kevin Garnett
1
95Keon Coleman
1
96Kenneth Gainwell
1
97Joe Flacco
1
98Joe Alt
1
99Jahmyr Gibbs
1
100Jack Jones
1
101Jabrill Peppers
1
102Edward Norton
1
103Denver Broncos
1
104Dallas Mavericks
1
105Dak Prescott
1
106Chris Ryan
1
107Cam Ward
1
108Bryce Young
1
109Bill Simmons
1
110Bill Buckner
1
111Atlanta Falcons
1
112Amanda Dobbins
1
113All-Star
1
114All-NBA First Team
1
115Abdul Carter
1
116Aaron Jones
1
117Aaron Gordon
1

League Distribution

NFL
163 (67.6%)
NBA
68 (28.2%)
MLB
7 (2.9%)
UFC
1 (0.4%)
CFB
1 (0.4%)
Boxing
1 (0.4%)

Top Players

1Patrick Mahomes
17
2Sam Darnold
6
3Jimmy Butler III
6
4Lamar Jackson
5
5Drake Maye
5
6Josh Allen
4
7Jared Goff
4
8J.J. McCarthy
4
9Bo Nix
4
10Aaron Rodgers
4
11Mason Rudolph
3
12Joe House
3
13Cousin Sal
3
14Caleb Williams
3
15Baker Mayfield
3
16Ryan Reynolds
2
17Marcus Mariota
2
18Justin Herbert
2
19Justin Fields
2
20Jordan Love
2
21Jacoby Brissett
2
22Davis Mills
2
23Daniel Jones
2
24Xavier Worthy
1
25Tyrell Shavers
1
26Tyquan Thornton
1
27Tua Tagovailoa
1
28Travis Kelce
1
29Travis Etienne
1
30Tom Cruise
1
31Tom Brady
1
32Saquon Barkley
1
33Sam LaPorta
1
34Myles Garrett
1
35Muhammad Ali
1
36Mitchell Trubisky
1
37Mecole Hardman
1
38Max Brosmer
1
39Matthew Stafford
1
40Marc Gasol
1
41Mallory Rubin
1
42Malik Willis
1
43Malaki Starks
1
44LeBron James
1
45Larry Holmes
1
46Kevin Garnett
1
47Keon Coleman
1
48Kenneth Gainwell
1
49Joe Flacco
1
50Joe Alt
1
51Jahmyr Gibbs
1
52Jack Jones
1
53Jabrill Peppers
1
54Edward Norton
1
55Dak Prescott
1
56Chris Ryan
1
57Cam Ward
1
58Bryce Young
1
59Bill Simmons
1
60Bill Buckner
1
61Amanda Dobbins
1
62Abdul Carter
1
63Aaron Jones
1
64Aaron Gordon
1

Who Talked About What

Bill Simmons

1NBA Playoffs
18
2Patrick Mahomes
12
3New England Patriots
12
4NFL
7
5Los Angeles Rams
7
6Green Bay Packers
7
7Baltimore Ravens
7
8Kansas City Chiefs
6
9Buffalo Bills
6
10Sam Darnold
5
11Las Vegas Raiders
5
12Lamar Jackson
5
13Gambling
5
14Carolina Panthers
5
15Minnesota Timberwolves
4

Cousin Sal

1NBA Playoffs
9
2Gambling
6
3Patrick Mahomes
5
4Las Vegas Raiders
5
5Pittsburgh Steelers
4
6Philadelphia Eagles
4
7Los Angeles Rams
4
8Los Angeles Chargers
4
9Super Bowl
3
10Jimmy Butler III
3
11Denver Nuggets
3
12Dallas Cowboys
3
13Tennessee Titans
2
14Pittsburgh Pirates
2
15Philadelphia 76ers
2
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